How could you pass up a lip gloss called SEXY Mother Pucker or a mascara called Thick & Fast, or not want to start your day off with a Glow Job?! Well thanks to the cheeky British company Soap&Glory you can now easily get a fantastic facial, a great glow job or an XLARGE collagen lip plump anytime you want! I stumbled upon this genius beauty line while browsing Boots (the UK version of Rite Aide) a few weeks ago in London, and now I’m officially hooked. The Smooch Operator Lip Butter Balm rocks and I love The Fab Pore Facial Peel, but my two very favorite products are the Mighty Mouth Lip Gloss and the Glow Job Daily Moisture Lotion.
I’m a lip gloss fanatic so when I say Mighty Mouth is the best lip gloss I have ever tried that is saying a lot! I bought a tube in Naked Pink and was excited to find it to be the perfect consistency of glossy but not too gooey, and very hydrating. I’m not sure if the XLARGE Collagen Plump actually works but your lips do tingle a bit when you apply the gloss, and my boyfriend seemed to like the cool mint flavor which is a huge bonus because let’s face it, guys really hate gooey crap all over your lips when they want to kiss you!
Beyond the obviously humorous name, Glow Job, which caught my attention straight away, the hilarious packaging continues with claims that this bronzing lotion was efficiency tested in the UK “using a group of somewhat worn-looking women whose get up and glow, had got up and gone.” And after giving me a good laugh, the micro-bronzing beads really did give me a surprisingly good golden glow, so I do have to agree with their claim; There’s just nothing else quite like a glow job!
Can’t make it to the UK?! No problem. You can get your hands, face & mouth on all the Soap&Glory products online: www.soapandglory.com